အလုပ္ေလ်ွာက္လႊာ

မက္ေဒၚနယ္ရဲ႕ အလုပ္ေလ်ွာက္လႊာေဖာင္ကို ၁၇ ႏွစ္သား Greg ျဖည္႔ထား ပုံလို႔ ဆိုပါတယ္၊ အခ်ိန္ရရင္ ဖတ္ၾကည္႔ပါ။ ပညာလည္းရ ၿပဳံးလည္းၿပဳံးရပါ တယ္။

PART 1

1) NAME: Greg Bulmash
2) SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
3) EDUCATION: Yes
4) LAST SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
5) MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER: If I had one, would I be here?
6) DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITION THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 20 kg? Of what?
7) DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the most appropriate question here would be, 'Do you have a car that runs?'

PART 2
DESIRED POSITION: Company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever is available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
9) DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year, plus stock options and Jodee Rich-style bonus. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
10) DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes, Absolutely.

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