ဂ်ိမ္းစ္ဘြန္း တိုင္တန္းနစ္နဲ႔ ေဘာလီးဝုဒ္


James Bond is on a mission. He ends up on a flight next to a guy from Andhra Pradesh who speaks Telugu.

Telugu Guy: "Hello. May I know your good name, please?"
James Bond: "The name’s Bond. James Bond. You are…?"

Telugu Guy: "The name’s Sai. Venkata Sai. Siva Venkata Sai. Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai. Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…”

If Titanic had been made by Bollywood:
(a) There would be ten times as many people on the ship.
(b) Kate Winslet would wear a white dress and sing in the rain.
(c) The movie would be seven and half hours long.
(d) Leo di Caprio would chase Kate Winslet around the ship, singing and dancing around pillars.
(e) The hero and the villain would turn out to be brothers, separated at birth.
(f) Leo would have a sister, brother, mother, father and uncle on board.
(g) Leo would survive and rescue his villainous brother, and the film would end with a musical family reunion.
( Indian jokes )


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