က်ေနာ္က စားပြဲထိုးကိုေျပာတယ္ "လာခ်တဲ႔ ၾကက္သားက ေအးေနၿပီ"
သူက "သေဘာတူပါတယ္၊ ဒီၾကက္ေသေနတာ ႏွစ္ပတ္ရွိၿပီ" တဲ႔။
"ဒါတင္မကေသးဘူး၊ ၾကက္ေျခေထာက္ႏွစ္ေခ်ာင္းကလည္း တစ္ေခ်ာင္းက တို၊ တစ္ေခ်ာင္းက ရွည္"
ဒီေတာ႔ သူက"လူႀကီးမင္းက ၾကက္ေျခေထာက္ကို စားမွာလား၊ ၾကက္ေျခေထာက္နဲ႔ ကမွာလား" တဲ႔။
I said to the waiter, I said 'This chicken I've got is cold'.
He said 'I should think so. It's been dead for two weeks'.
'Not only that', I said, 'It's got one leg shorter than the other'.
He said 'What do you want to do, eat it or dance with it?'
ဒါကေတာ႔ ခယ္မီကယ္ အင္ဂ်င္နီယာေတြအတြက္
Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
